WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 2)

WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 2)

Research have shown that women have higher libido during pregnancy. Libido is a hormone for sex and pleasure, according to my biology teacher then at Crown Grace Schools. 😊😊😊

My wife, Ifeoma, was three months pregnant. Her sexual urge increased. 😲😲😲

Normally, I was tagged a sex addict, but in recent weeks, I run from sex, because there's an adage that says "person wey him mama dey sell Akara, no go gree chop akara as breakfast".

In fact, I am tired of sex! No be juju be dat? 😂

I would serve my wife breakfast in bed, and she would say "thanks honey, but I want to eat first nau". 😌😋

Ifeoma, eat what? 🙄🙄🙄

Fast forward to last week, I bought hairs for my wife from Sweet16weaves, my wife, out of excitement hugged me and told me something 🤔

My wife: thank you so much honey 🤗

Me: welcome. 😚

My wife: also, honey, valentine is coming and I'll like us to try out new sex styles on valentine's day. 😊😊😋😋

Me: okay... Tell me about it. 😌

My wife: It is called police and thief. I will act as police and you as thief. You will steal something from the kitchen, I will chase you and catch you in the bedroom, then we will make out.

Me: that's okay, let's begin.

My wife: but I need moneyyyyy 😌😌😌

Me: money to make out with you?

My wife: I need 50K to sew the police uniform I will use 😭 

Ahhhhhh! Ifeoma 😲😲

Police uniform? Just for f*ck? 😲🤔🤔 

Where is this marriage leading to? 🙄

#danfocomedy

Obsessed with Love

#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.