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ON THE RED CARPET OF THE COMEDY NIGHT
Money is the root of all evil. I repeat; money is the root of all evil. 😖😖
Something happened when my wife was in the first month of her pregnancy, and any time I remember it, I am pained! 😔😔
My wife approached me and told me that she'll like to start antenatal. 😌
"Ifeoma, you have been pregnant for barely three weeks, don't you think it's too early to start antenatal?". I asked her.
"This is my first issue, for the sake of our son, I have to start antenatal. I want to birth this baby in good health." She replied.
Okay, no problem. I agreed.
I would have gone with her to the hospital but I couldn't, because of the nature of my job, and I trust that she's still strong enough to go on her own.
Ifeoma came back that day with bills.
"Honey, hospital card is N10,000. Medication is N20,000." 😌😌😌😌
Omo, how much am I even earning? 🙄 You sure say we fit do this thing? 😏🤔
I gave her the money. At least, I have savings. 🤗🤗
Consequently, she would collect money for Urine, blood and HIV test.
"Ifeoma, you are going for HIV test three times in a month, I pray you don't see that thing you are looking for!" 🙄🙄🙄
One day, she returned from antenatal and gave me hospital list. This list contains what should be bought before the baby's arrival. But, this was not my problem, she asked for something weird. 🤔
"Baby, the doctor said I should bring N30,000 for fallopian tube maintenance!" 😌😌
Ahhhhhhhh! Dem dey maintain fallopian tube?
😲😲😲
Yeye dey smell.
I started suspecting that something's fishy, so I had to visit that hospital myself.
With my beards shaved, I disguised myself like a pregnant woman and when it was my turn to see the nurse;
Nurse: what's your name ma and why are you here?
Me: Mrs. Monica. I came to register for antenatal.
Nurse: okay, you have to buy form first. The form is N1000.
Me: you said? 😲😲😲
Nurse: I said the form is N1000.
Me: are you sure? 😲😲😲😲
Nurse: yes, is there a problem?
Me: no ma. Please, how much is for medicine?
Nurse: N2000
Me: heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! 🙆🙆🙆🙆😭 Ifeoma has killed me!
I found out that Ifeoma added one zero at the back of any amount she told me! So, I have been paying N40,000 for HIV and urine test instead of N4000? 😲😲🙆🙆😭😭
Ifeoma scammed me!!!
Ifeoma, you are a yahoo (pregnant) woman! 😔
#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 6)
"Mama Busayo, you go market today?" (Throws saliva)
"You buy Milo and milk?" (Throws saliva)
"I hear say Milo don put money" (Throws another saliva) 😏😏
Honey please let's go home, you are embarrassing me in public with this saliva you are throwing up and down. 🙄🙄😏
My wife, Ifeoma, is pregnant. She is fond of vomiting, throwing out saliva and urinating. These things irritates me! 😖😖😖
The urinating increased when she entered her third trimester. In this phase, I heard that the child's head is close to the uterus, hence, the constant urinating. 😌😌😌😌
She would eat food and urinate, eat fruits and urinate, drink water and urinate. Anytime she coughs and sneeze, she urinates. In fact, she urinates every five minutes.
My people, no be juju be dat? 😲🤔
Sometimes, before she reach the toilet, her pants are wet. I couldn't bear it, I had to contact OGBUEFI URINARY SERVICES 😅😅😅
They sell custard buckets (big and small sizes) for emergency urinating and throwing of saliva. 😅😋
I made sure to attach a rope to the custard bucket so that she will hang it on her neck and walk around with it. 😌🤗
Ladies and gentlemen, something happened one day that made me want to cry. 😭
I would have gone to my friend's wedding alone but my wife insisted on following me. Her reasons were loneliness and food. She likes to eat outside. Mumu me, agreed. 😩
Everything was going smoothly in the wedding until Ifeoma started coughing and sneezing. 😩
"Ifeoma don't do this to me nau, honey hold yourself now, honey we will soon reach the toilet nau, please!!!!" 😭😭😭😭
"Pruuuufuufuuufuuuuu" on her pants!
That was how it ended. 🚶🚶🚶
#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 5)
My name is Ugochukwu. I am married to Ifeoma, a beautiful woman I adore and love so much. But my wife get wahala, plenty wahala! 😌😌😌
My wife is in the second trimester of her pregnancy. I do most of the cookings, because of the laziness and tiredness that comes with pregnancy. I dare not complain, she has my son. 😏😏😊😊
"Honey I want to drink water"
- I served her bottle water.
"I don't want bottle water, it's sachet water that I want" 😶😶😶
My people, is it not the same water that is inside bottle and sachet water? Which kind juju be dis? Maybe sachet water slaps different tho. 🙄😏
My wife gives me this kind of attitude, wanting something that we have at home, but I have to get it outside. 😔😔😔
Last two weeks Sunday, I cooked the usual rice and stew 🤗🤗, but my wife still told me "honey, I want to eat rice" 😊
Me: we have rice, I should get some for you.
Ifeoma: I can perceive the smell of stew from Mr. Okeke's house, that's the one I want. 😊😌
(Mr. Okeke is our next door neighbor, he lives with his wife and 2 children. He is a typical Igbo man)
We have rice, but you want to eat our neighbor's? 😲 why?
"Please just do it for me honey, for the sake of our baby" 🙏😌😌😋 she romantically asked me.
I had no choice but to go to Mr. Okeke's house. En-route, I was thinking in 5G, how on earth I will beg for food when I have food. 🤷
"Knock knock"
Mr. Okeke: "Who is that disturbing me in this hot weather, under this hot sun, in this hot economy?"
Hehehe, Ugoo, nwannem, ke ije? (my brother, how are you?) 😅
Me: I am fine, please I need your help. My pregnant wife, wants to eat rice; your rice.
Mr. Okeke: No plobrem my bloda, ret me call my wife to put for you.
I succeeded. 🤗
My wife repeated this process two times and last week Saturday, Mr. Okeke visited me. I thought for a while that I was in trouble, but...
Mr. Okeke: my bloda, I came to beg you to help me pay my NEPA bill, I never see salary for 2 months now. 😔
Yes, I was in trouble!
Ifeoma, look at what you have caused! I will pay for this man's NEPA bills, and soon, he will asked me to pay his children school fees just because you want to eat rice! 😖😖😖
My wife, however, repeated the same thing yesterday, so I went to the market today to buy food stuffs for Mr. Okeke. I think that is the best thing to do 😅😅😅😅
I have bought rice, Maggi and salt. What else do you think I should buy? 🤔😅
#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.
"Ekaite"!
No response.
"Ekaite"!!
No response.
"Where is Ekaite?" I asked Ifeoma, my wife.
My wife: I asked her to go on 5 months leave. Don't worry, we will continue to pay her while she's on leave.
Me: paying is not the problem, why did you ask her to go on leave? 🤔
My wife: I'm pregnant, all my legs are swollen, my hands too, my tommy is big, I'm ugly now, I don't want you to start looking at her. 😌😌
Me: so, who will do the cooking?
My wife: you will do it nau, "for the sake of our baby" 😌😌☺☺☺
Hmm, that is not the main gist.
It was the third month of my wife's pregnancy, she started developing cravings for weird smells. My wife fell in love with the smell of burnt or food! 😭😭😭
She has sent Ekaite, our cook who hails from Akwa-Ibom, on leave. So, I have to do the cooking. 😶😶😶
My wife would ask me to buy roasted groundnut, so she could smell it. 😲
"Honey, I want to eat beansssss 🙏😌☺"
She would romantically ask me to cook.
"Make some you cook with 2 pots. One for beans, and one for burnt beans, I just want to smell it 🙏😌😌😊".
No be juju be dat?
But, who am I to say no? She has my son 😔🤗
This continued for weeks, to the extent that I had to write on the walls of our kitchen;
THINGS MY WIFE LIKE TO SMELL
1. Roasted groundnut
2. Burnt beans
3. Burnt shawarma
4. Burnt white rice
5. Burnt agidi, and so on.
One day, she said something unbelievable!
She approached me while I was sitting in the parlor and said
"Baby, I just want to smell onions juice"
😲😲😲😲😲😲
How do I prepare onions juice? 🤷🙆
Ifeoma, let me just tell you, it is my nyash you will smell next. Nonsense and pregnancy! 😏🙄
#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.
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