WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 3)
I am a football addict. I play live football and even play computer football games. Juventus is my ideal team, because it has my Genius Of All Time, Cristiano Ronaldo. ❤❤🤗
My wife, however, hates computer games because it deprives her more of my time and affection. She was 4 months pregnant of my son. 😌😌
Whenever I'm playing games, she will walk 'to and fro' in front of my TV, until I attend to her needs. This made me play only when she's asleep. 😏😏😏
"What do men even see in football?" She would lament whenever she wake up at midnight and see me playing my PS5. 😅😅😅😅
One faithful Monday, after the day's stress, I wanted to relax, so I logged into master league, I couldn't find Cristiano Ronaldo in my team list. 😲😲😲😲
Ladies and Gentlemen, no be juju be dat?
I began to reason in 5G what the hell happened, I was lamenting for over 6 minutes before my wife opened up and said
"Okechukwu said I should sell him!"
😌😌😌😲😲😲
What? Sell him? How dare you sell my best player? What is wrong? Did I ask you to sell him?
In fact, who is Okechukwu? Who is he? 😖
(My wife burst into tears): "how can you not know who is Okechukwu?", she asked.
I was confused, and I asked her for the last time; who is he?
My wife: Okechukwu is the name of our baby 😔😲😲
What? How? You gave him a name already? Omoo 😂💔 In fact, how can a 4 months old baby in your stomach give an order in this house?
Okechukwu, you have 5 months left to come out and let us know who is the head of this house!
#danfocomedy
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