WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 1)
I had promised my wife, while we were at our honeymoon, that if she gives birth to a male child, there would be butterflies in my belly. ❤❤❤
I would go as far as killing a cow, in celebration of an heir. I am Igbo, and my tradition values a male child. Igbo Kwenu! 😍😍😍
October last year, my wife, Ifeoma, developed an early morning sickness. She was pregnant. We went for a scan and it was a boy!!! 💃💃💃
I was overwhelmed with Joy. I began to shower Ifeoma with more gifts, love and affection. I was obsessed with holding that child and calling him my son! 🤗🤗🤗
But, Ifeoma saw this as an advantage to become lazy and demand excess pampering.
😏😏😏
She made me do the cooking and wash the dishes more often. I also wash her clothes, and whenever I complain, she will say it's "for the sake of our son" 😌🙄🙄
Ifeoma stop using me! 😭😭😭😭
Something happened last week, I was asleep at around 12am and someone woke me up. It was my wife and the following conversation took place;
My wife: baby please wake up 🙏😌
Me: honey what is it?
My wife: I want to eat suya (steak)
Me: suya? By this time? Its after 12am 😲
My wife: Ugochukwu, please it's for the sake of our son, its what the baby wants! 😔😔🙄
I had to leave the house, angrily, just to get suya for my wife. I was murmuring on the road; "what kind of a woman is this? Abi na so pregnant women dey do?" 😔😔💔
I reached the suya stand, but the 'aboki' was not there, he has closed. I had to go to his house, which was nearby, and when I knocked;
Aboki: who fi dat wey dey disturb am for my sleep?
Me: abeg, your suya remain?
Aboki: yes, but I don cold pinish.
Me: warm am! 😂😂😂
I bought as much as N500 amount of suya and headed for home, my wife and 'our son' were waiting. 🤗
When I reached home, the countenance of my wife changed.
(Me ignoring her new mood): honey, this is the suya. 🙄😏
My wife: honey, I don't want suya again, it's pepper soup I want!
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Omoooo
IFEOMA, NA THAT PEPPER SOUP GO PEPPER YOUR MOUTH! 😏😏😏😏😏
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