WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 5)

WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 5)

My name is Ugochukwu. I am married to Ifeoma, a beautiful woman I adore and love so much. But my wife get wahala, plenty wahala! 😌😌😌

My wife is in the second trimester of her pregnancy. I do most of the cookings, because of the laziness and tiredness that comes with pregnancy. I dare not complain, she has my son. 😏😏😊😊

"Honey I want to drink water"

- I served her bottle water.

"I don't want bottle water, it's sachet water that I want" 😶😶😶

My people, is it not the same water that is inside bottle and sachet water? Which kind juju be dis? Maybe sachet water slaps different tho. 🙄😏

My wife gives me this kind of attitude, wanting something that we have at home, but I have to get it outside. 😔😔😔

Last two weeks Sunday, I cooked the usual rice and stew 🤗🤗, but my wife still told me "honey, I want to eat rice" 😊

Me: we have rice, I should get some for you.

Ifeoma: I can perceive the smell of stew from Mr. Okeke's house, that's the one I want. 😊😌

(Mr. Okeke is our next door neighbor, he lives with his wife and 2 children. He is a typical Igbo man)

We have rice, but you want to eat our neighbor's? 😲 why?

"Please just do it for me honey, for the sake of our baby" 🙏😌😌😋 she romantically asked me.

I had no choice but to go to Mr. Okeke's house. En-route, I was thinking in 5G, how on earth I will beg for food when I have food. 🤷

"Knock knock"

Mr. Okeke: "Who is that disturbing me in this hot weather, under this hot sun, in this hot economy?" 

Hehehe, Ugoo, nwannem, ke ije? (my brother, how are you?) 😅

Me: I am fine, please I need your help. My pregnant wife, wants to eat rice; your rice.

Mr. Okeke: No plobrem my bloda, ret me call my wife to put for you.

I succeeded. 🤗

My wife repeated this process two times and last week Saturday, Mr. Okeke visited me. I thought for a while that I was in trouble, but...

Mr. Okeke: my bloda, I came to beg you to help me pay my NEPA bill, I never see salary for 2 months now. 😔

Yes, I was in trouble!

Ifeoma, look at what you have caused! I will pay for this man's NEPA bills, and soon, he will asked me to pay his children school fees just because you want to eat rice! 😖😖😖

My wife, however, repeated the same thing yesterday, so I went to the market today to buy food stuffs for Mr. Okeke. I think that is the best thing to do 😅😅😅😅

I have bought rice, Maggi and salt. What else do you think I should buy? 🤔😅

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#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.