
WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 2)
Research have shown that women have higher libido during pregnancy. Libido is a hormone for sex and pleasure, according to my biology teacher then at Crown Grace Schools. ๐๐๐
My wife, Ifeoma, was three months pregnant. Her sexual urge increased. ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Normally, I was tagged a sex addict, but in recent weeks, I run from sex, because there's an adage that says "person wey him mama dey sell Akara, no go gree chop akara as breakfast".
In fact, I am tired of sex! No be juju be dat? ๐
I would serve my wife breakfast in bed, and she would say "thanks honey, but I want to eat first nau". ๐๐
Ifeoma, eat what? ๐๐๐
Fast forward to last week, I bought hairs for my wife from Sweet16weaves, my wife, out of excitement hugged me and told me something ๐ค
My wife: thank you so much honey ๐ค
Me: welcome. ๐
My wife: also, honey, valentine is coming and I'll like us to try out new sex styles on valentine's day. ๐๐๐๐
Me: okay... Tell me about it. ๐
My wife: It is called police and thief. I will act as police and you as thief. You will steal something from the kitchen, I will chase you and catch you in the bedroom, then we will make out.
Me: that's okay, let's begin.
My wife: but I need moneyyyyy ๐๐๐
Me: money to make out with you?
My wife: I need 50K to sew the police uniform I will use ๐ญ
Ahhhhhh! Ifeoma ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Police uniform? Just for f*ck? ๐ฒ๐ค๐ค
Where is this marriage leading to? ๐
#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.
Police uniform?๐
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