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Saturday, 24 April 2021

WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 2)


WHEN YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT (Part 2)

Research have shown that women have higher libido during pregnancy. Libido is a hormone for sex and pleasure, according to my biology teacher then at Crown Grace Schools. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

My wife, Ifeoma, was three months pregnant. Her sexual urge increased. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Normally, I was tagged a sex addict, but in recent weeks, I run from sex, because there's an adage that says "person wey him mama dey sell Akara, no go gree chop akara as breakfast".

In fact, I am tired of sex! No be juju be dat? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I would serve my wife breakfast in bed, and she would say "thanks honey, but I want to eat first nau". ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‹
Ifeoma, eat what? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

Fast forward to last week, I bought hairs for my wife from Sweet16weaves, my wife, out of excitement hugged me and told me something ๐Ÿค”

My wife: thank you so much honey ๐Ÿค—

Me: welcome. ๐Ÿ˜š

My wife: also, honey, valentine is coming and I'll like us to try out new sex styles on valentine's day. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

Me: okay... Tell me about it. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

My wife: It is called police and thief. I will act as police and you as thief. You will steal something from the kitchen, I will chase you and catch you in the bedroom, then we will make out.

Me: that's okay, let's begin.

My wife: but I need moneyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Me: money to make out with you?

My wife: I need 50K to sew the police uniform I will use ๐Ÿ˜ญ 

Ahhhhhh! Ifeoma ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Police uniform? Just for f*ck? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” 

Where is this marriage leading to? ๐Ÿ™„

#danfocomedy
Obsessed with Love
#EMOTIONS: 13-14 FEB.

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